Governmentium PRESS RELEASE (Author Unknown) http://positivelyright.com A major research institution (MRI) has recently announced the identification and classification of the heaviest chemical element yet known to science. The new element has been tentatively named Governmentium. Governmentium has — 1 neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic [...]

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Oats, licorice, parsnip, cauliflower, spinach, piglet, and poodle have each been removed from the latest Oxford Children’s Dictionary. Encomiums and raucous applause, applause. However there’s good newspeak and bad newspeak, consistent with the non-principles of doublespeak — also removed are the words mistletoe, holly, ivy, carol, manger, disciple, saint, sin, and devil… hmmmmmm… my life [...]

All airplanes, trains, and large trucks burn horrendous amounts of fuel; their use should therefore be immediately suspended by federal mandate. All personal travel should, of course, be by roller-skate, and all shipping should logically be by little red wagon overland or by Viking-style row-boat overseas. The proposal being debated in Congress to mandate a [...]

For me, the Fourth of July has always been a very important celebration of the freedoms that make our country the greatest in history IMO… and this is one of my all-time favorite political heroes and one of his most famous speeches… Ronald Reagan Washington, DC January 25, 1974 “We Will Be As a City [...]