Governmentium
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A major research institution (MRI) has recently announced the
identification and classification of the heaviest chemical element
yet known to science.
The new element has been tentatively named Governmentium.
Governmentium has —
1 neutron,
12 assistant neutrons,
75 deputy neutrons,
and 224 assistant deputy neutrons,
giving it an atomic mass of 312.
These 312 particles are held [...]

Read the full story here:    Arrogance in action

Oats, licorice, parsnip, cauliflower, spinach, piglet, and poodle
have each been removed from the latest Oxford Children’s
Dictionary. Encomiums and raucous applause, applause.
However there’s good newspeak and bad newspeak, consistent
with the non-principles of doublespeak — also removed are
the words mistletoe, holly, ivy, carol, manger, disciple, saint,
sin, and devil… hmmmmmm… my life has suddenly been
made easier… who WAS [...]

All airplanes, trains, and large trucks burn horrendous
amounts of fuel; their use should therefore be
immediately suspended by federal mandate.
All personal travel should, of course, be by roller-skate,
and all shipping should logically be by little red wagon
overland or by Viking-style row-boat overseas.
The proposal being debated in Congress to mandate
a maximum highway speed of 55 “to save [...]

For me, the Fourth of July has always been a very important
celebration of the freedoms that make our country the greatest
in history IMO… and this is one of my all-time favorite political
heroes and one of his most famous speeches…
Ronald Reagan
Washington, DC
January 25, 1974
“We Will Be As a City upon a Hill”
…[ excerpt ]…
You can call [...]