Governmentium PRESS RELEASE (Author Unknown) http://positivelyright.com A major research institution (MRI) has recently announced the identification and classification of the heaviest chemical element yet known to science. The new element has been tentatively named Governmentium. Governmentium has — 1 neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic [...]

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