Governmentium
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A major research institution (MRI) has recently announced the
identification and classification of the heaviest chemical element
yet known to science.
The new element has been tentatively named Governmentium.
Governmentium has —
1 neutron,
12 assistant neutrons,
75 deputy neutrons,
and 224 assistant deputy neutrons,
giving it an atomic mass of 312.
These 312 particles are held [...]
